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Bily Corgan can't believe Brian Urlacher and his hair elected into hall of fam eon first ballot

Jason Percy
   Café Zuzu is a small shitty tea place nothing like Dunkin Donuts and has few baked items or good coffee. I stopped there one day while in the neighborhood as the nearby Dunkin Donuts (one of 300 in Northern Illinois) was being remodeled and yo and behold was surprised to see former Smashing Pumpkins rockstar Billy the kid Corgan actually in his tea shop talking to some fans and friends. Billy Corgan was talking some Brian Urlacher, the former stud linebacker for the Chicago Bears who just got elected into pro footballs hall of fame.
While Brian is a hall of famer in no way should he be a first ballot hall of famer and only his popularity with the White fan base and the corporate Chicago class explains why this man was hyped up so much when there were many superior linebackers in the league at the same time but didn't share the rare skin tone of a Brian Urlacher or Caucasians. Even Billy Corgan seemed disappointed Urlacher got in so quickly wondering if he should of been voted this fast into the place of pro football immortality especially given he has no rings except for a wedding band.
I had to join in and also say how Brian Urlacher need not to have so many billboards of his fake hair on the 294 interstate tollway and how disgusting and an eyesore these highway billboards at of him and Ryne Sandberg thinking that a few strands of pubic and back hair added to their domes will make people think they are 23 again when in fact they still look like he is about 54 years old. Brian looked fine bald as does Billy but Urlacher realize din retirement getting puss may be more difficult now that he is no longer an active player and grew some fuzz form his chest onto his head in a free operation he received as spokesmen for many hair restoration doctors. Corgan admitted many of these same doctors have pushed him to grow some and represent their service in advertising but Billy Corgan these days has his mind set on pro wrestling and the coffee and tea business. I got tire of hearing  his aged rock star former top musician band leader talk about a retired Chicago Bear legend and drove to Waukegan for my beloved water down coffee and old moring donut at Dunkin Donuts.

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